A: Well, we’ll try:
One day, a wealthy man was riding down a street in the back of his limousine. When turning a corner he looked out the window and noticed 2 men on the side of the road eating grass. He ordered his driver to stop, and got out to investigate.
“Why are you eating grass?” he asked one man.
“Because sir, we don’t have money for food”, the poor man replied.
“Well, come along with me then!”
“But sir, I have a wife and 2 kids”
“Bring them along! And, you come too,” He said to the second man.
“But sir, I have a wife and 7 kids!”
“Bring them all,” the wealthy man said.
So all of them piled up in the limo, which was no easy task even though the wealthy man’s limo was one of the biggest kind. Once underway, one of the poor fellows says “Sir, we really appreciate your kindness!”
The rich man replied, “No, it is I who appreciate all of you! The grass at my house is 3 feet tall!” (from: www.emailajoke.com)<